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Miami Dolphins defensive end Randy Starks was arrested in South Beach early this morning, according to the Miami Herald.

The moron was driving a four-person "freightliner" through bumper-to-bumper traffic with 12 others in the vehicle including a woman on his lap.

When an officer noticed that there were 13 people in the truck and tried to stop Starks, Starks kept driving, hit the officer in the chest with the vehicle and eventually pinned the officer against a car in the other lane.

Therefore, Starks was charged with aggravated battery and held on $10,000 bond.

Starks, who was a third-round pick by the Titans in 2004, had 29 tackles, three sacks and one interception in 2008 with the Dolphins. He started in four games and played in all 16 games last year.

If a football career doesn't work out for Starks, there is always a career in the circus since he already has the clowns-piling-into-a-car trick in his repertoire.